Toad's Attitude Line

Toad's Attitude Greetings

Bold, witty, and unapologetically frank.

Sometimes you have something to say—but you just don't say it. Maybe you're thinking it, you could say it, or just need to get it off your chest. That's where I come in. I say the things you're thinking but don't always want to say yourself. A little honest, a little cheeky, and always with attitude. Send it with your name if you're feeling brave—or let me keep you out of it. And whenever I can, I'll finish with a hug. Because even when I have an attitude, I'm still a pretty nice Toad.

Birthdays

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Toad's Attitude

Total Meltdown

I'm having a total meltdown. Did the calendar seriously sneak your birthday past the crown? Absolute treason. Someone's…

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Toad's Attitude

21-Gun Salute

How on Earth did your birthday roll by without a 21-gun salute? I demand a full palace investigation into this outrageo…

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Get Well

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Thank You

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Fix It

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